Thursday, May 18, 2006

A SCIENTIST?

 Maddy, 6, was holding court about important things such as the incontrovertible fact that you cannot sneeze without closing your eyes. If you do, she solemnly declared, your eyeballs will come squirting out.

“Oooh,” I replied, duly impressed. “Why IS that? Why CAN’T you sneeze without closing your eyes?”

Maddy was perturbed. “WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A SCIENTIST?!?”
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