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MOAT-Y FINE PROBLEM-SOLVING

So we have the problem of the illegal alien invasion across the border with Mexico . . . plus the enormous problem of trying to raise the levees in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina . . . and the frightening wave of man-eating alligators in Florida.

Here’s a triple solution:

1. DIG A MOAT ALONG THE MEXICAN BORDER.
2. REPOSITION ALL THE DISPLACED DIRT TO NEW ORLEANS.
3. PUT THE ALLIGATORS IN THE MOAT.

Voila!