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EASTER BUNNY ARRESTED

Sign of the times: the Easter Bunny was arrested over the weekend at a big shopping mall in Council Bluffs, Iowa, across the river from Omaha. Someone dumped water on the 36-year-old man while he was on duty. He changed out of his costume and came back, threatening two people with bodily harm.

Police arrested him on suspicion of two counts of harassment.

Now I’ve heard everything. But maybe not: if his attorney is a leprechaun, the jailer is the Tooth Fairy and the judge is Santa Claus, THEN I will have heard everything.

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Prayer request: A teenager named Megan has uterine cancer, and has to make a difficult choice: try to treat it, or have it removed. The second choice could possibly be more likely to save her life, but would render her unable to bear a child, unless medical science advances a great deal in the next 20 years. What a decision for one so young! Father God, bless and comfort her and her parents, and thank You for their Godly example of bravery and acceptance in this trial. Remind them of Your promises to be with them. You alone are faithful, every time. (Hebrews 10:23)