DailySusan Humor Blog

VOCABULARY VULNERABILITY

We are really taking our chances, sending a child of our loins to a Christian school. Those other families are holy, obedient, sweet, clean, kind and reverent . . . you can just tell. Then there’s us. We are . . . well, let’s just say we are “remedial” in some categories, especially verbal restraint.

This week, the kindergartners are studying words with the “sh” sound. You know: ship . . . fish . . . shoe . . .

. . . and, to the screams of laughter of her classmates, our Maddy helpfully supplied:

TUSH!!!!