Thursday, April 06, 2006

PARIS HILTON AS MOTHER TERESA . . . D'OK

A movie director from India wants porn star and hotel heiress Top of FormBottom of Form
Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic saint Mother Teresa in an upcoming film. "Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath said after a computer-generated test comparing the X-rated celebrity and the Godly, Albanian-born nun who humbly ministered to the poorest of the poor in Calcutta.

The story is greatly complicated by the fact that it is coming out of Thiruvananthapuram, India, which is giving news editors carpal tunnel syndrome and broadcasters a splitting headache.

But no, apparently, this is not an April Fool’s joke.

You gotta ask it: is nothing sacred?

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