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GOT HIM IN THE END

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of things that took two arms.

One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.

He was standing on the ledge looking down when he saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all.

It was a revelation. “What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms, skipping down the sidewalk, happy and going on with his life.”

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how he had saved his life, because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself, but he knew he could make it with one arm, if that guy could, with none.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy, anyway?"

The man replied, "I'm NOT happy! My BEHIND itches!”