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CHURCH CORN

Speaking of fractured scriptures: when a friend’s father was a little boy growing up in Omaha, his mother asked him what he had learned in Sunday School that day.

"Jesus sneaks in Hummel Park," he replied happily.

She was puzzled by the reference to one of the city’s most popular picnic spots.

After checking with his teacher, the mystery was solved: the lesson that day taught that “Jesus seeks the humble heart.”