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GRANNY'S GOT A SCOPE

I had coffee with some fun old friends, one of whom is in her 70s and a wonderful gardener. She shared that she finally broke down and bought herself a GUN to deal with those wascally wabbits.

Not only that, but this meek widow bought a laser scope to help direct her shot. It goes something like a thousand feet per second . . . faster than a speeding Bugs can possibly evade Granny's deadeye.

Not only THAT, but she bagged EIGHT rabbits last summer and is closing in on that number this year.

And her garden has never looked as beautiful.

Don't tell PETA . . . but go Granny, go Granny, go Granny, go.

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Prayer request: The State Capitol Prayer Walk is scheduled for 10 a.m. next Saturday, Aug. 14th. Four topics will be the focus: the Defense of Marriage Amendment, the partial-birth abortion ban, the prevention of casino gambling in Nebraska, and the upcoming state and national elections. The group will pray through Psalm 80 and has urged all others to join them privately throughout the month on these four topics, basing prayer on that chapter. (Psalm 80)