DailySusan Humor Blog

FOGIE LOGIC

Here’s a great email joke making the rounds:

A group of seniors were sitting around the pool talking about all their ailments:

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up, I can't hear you," said a fourth.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk," exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully. "THANK GOD WE CAN ALL DRIVE!"
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Prayer request: Praise and thanks to the Creator of all human relationships for the delightful outcome for a dear friend’s daughter, Maggie, a new college freshman. She pledged the same sorority that her mother and I are in, Kappa Kappa Gamma. I wrote her recommendation and feel pleased and proud that she will have this great group of friends and lovely experiences, as we did. May Maggie glorify You, Lord, as a loving friend to other Kappas, who reminds them of their ultimate Friend. (1 Corinthians 13:13)