Tuesday, January 17, 2006

MEDS ON THE MARCH*

You can tell on the sill
We’re not feeling very well
As the cold season marches along.

From Kleenex to eyedrops
Which cost 60 bucks a pop
We would like to give sickness the gong.

So it’s Kaopectate!
An inhaler that works great.
Advil! Sore throat drops! Sinus pills!

Only one thing’s worse
Than a cold, and that’s a purse
That’s been emptied by fever and chills!!!

(* to the tune of Caissons Go Rolling)
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