DailySusan Humor Blog

DON'T KNOCK-KNOCK WINTER

To liven up the carpool, we’ve been telling winter knock-knock jokes:

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
‘Snobody special.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Did you sneeze? Need a Kleenex?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. . . .

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear! Run!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Grrrrrr!
Grrrrrr who?
What are you, a polar bear or an owl?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me into the ice cold water.