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BABY GIFTS AND BELLY LAUGHS

Beautiful gifts were given at our baby shower yesterday. There was a precious little cowgirl outfit complete with red leather boots. There were the softest fleece blankets and the cutest set of scrapbooks, some classic alphabet blocks and a sweet little jewelry box.

But my favorite gifts were two humorous ones that GOT REAL:

1. A bib with the message, ‘’CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?’’

2. A custom-made diaper wipes dispenser, only instead of diaper wipes popping out of the top, there was a roll of dollar bills, taped end to end. Now, that’s my idea of a nursery essential!

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Prayer request: There’s a young soldier named Jesse on the battlefield in Fallujah whose mother is the very beloved babysitter of one of my young relatives. Lord, grant Your supernatural protection and reassurance to Jesse and bring him home safely, just as his mother protects and cares for my great-niece Taylor. (2 Corinthians 4:6)