DailySusan Humor Blog

OUT OF CONTROL

I suffer from time to time from major bouts of Controllicus Freakicus, so this one struck me as funny:

“Knock-knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“A control freak; now YOU say, ‘Control freak who?’”

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Prayer request: Encouragement for Eden and her softball chums, who are playing in the State tournament today; may they glorify You with excellent play, Father . . . but on a much more serious note, one of my favorite spiritual mentors, Audrey, is hospitalized with a painful colon problem. She was my Bible Study Fellowship leader and did a wonderful job as a shepherd, exhibiting such kindness and thoughtfulness. Father, grant her relief from pain and a quick recovery, and guide all of us who love her to see ways that we can give her a touch of Your TLC in the coming weeks. Teach us all through her beautiful character, even in suffering, and help us to be more like her, since she is so much like You. (Romans 5:3,4)