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A LITTLE ELECTION DAY HUMOR

I dearly love a little monthly newspaper, the Imogene Hub, the funniest thing to come out of southwest Iowa. This issue’s story, ‘’PMS Club Has Presidential Debates,’’ gave me a much-needed laugh this Election Day.

Now, if you believe life is totally serious and we have to be absolutely reverent at all times, change the channel. For you NORMAL readers, then:

In this crazy debate to determine who would be the next president of the PMS Club, the question was asked, ‘’Do you think the term ‘Towel Heads’ used in reference to Islamic terrorists is politically correct?’’

One candidate answered no. Why?

“The item they wear on their heads is actually a small sheet and, therefore, they should be referred to as ‘Little Sheet Heads.’’’

She got a standing ovation.

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Prayer request: We come before Your Throne, oh, King of our hearts, to plead for the election of Godly people today. We especially lift up John Thune in South Dakota, the younger brother of our longtime pastor. And we lift up the gambling issues on the Nebraska ballot, praying for their defeat. Holy Spirit, open people’s eyes and hearts to vote for those who turn to You for guidance and accountability. In Jesus’ Name, give us leaders who please You. (Philippians 3:17)