Wednesday, June 21, 2006

SHOCK THE POOL

Our neighbors have a swimming pool, and they are worried about a shortage of a certain kind of pool chemical right now in our area. You can’t find a bag of it anywhere in town, they said.

I guess when you put in this product, you “shock the pool.”

My neighbor was really concerned that she won’t be able to have her pool open over the Fourth of July if some of this chemical doesn’t materialize on the market.

I tried to cheer her up, pretending to lift up my shirt and expose my pudgy nakedness. “Here!” I offered helpfully. “Maybe THIS will shock the pool!”

Maybe she should flash it her property-tax bill. Now, THAT’S shocking.
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