THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY
HUNH?!?!?!?
Our dry cleaner's sends out a handy-dandy e-coupon that often contains the wisdom of the ages. Here is this week's missive, with my elaborations:
-- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
That's a lot of hearing "aids."
-- A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.
I'd be too chicken to see it.
-- A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
Next they'll make hats.
A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
They don't know my Beloved.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
Wonder if the newly-minted ones start out with none?
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
Bet the boys still take forever to come to the dinner table.
A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.
Driver's ed teachers should convey that concept to 15-year-old student drivers.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Not touching that one with a 21-inch pole. :>)
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