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SUCCESSFUL NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

Our cousin has a great formula for making New Year’s resolutions that she can really stick to. The rest of us fall away by mid-January with ours, but she prevails, year after year. What a success story of sheer will power and determination! Here are her resolutions for the coming new year:

1. Don’t eat monkey brains.

2. Don’t go sky-diving.

3. Do give yourself an “air kiss” every time you look in the mirror. It’s a great way to start every day on a positive note . . . and drives strangers in restrooms in airports, restaurants, arenas and stadiums absolutely crazy.

Hey . . . nobody said making and keeping resolutions to make your life a little better had to be so doggone serious!