DailySusan Humor Blog

NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING:
A FLYING CHIHUAHUA?!?

Tinker Bell, a 6-pound Chihuahua, was swept up by a 70-mph gust of wind at a flea market near Detroit and found nearly a mile away, dirty and hungry but unhurt.

Owners Dorothy and Lavern Utley thought she was . . . excuse the expression . . . gone with the wind. But they employed a pet psychic . . . you read that right . . . to find the little pooch in a wooded area near Waterford Township, Mich.

All together now:

The house began to pitch,
The wind blew the little bitch . . . or something like that.