Friday, February 27, 2009

HOT STOCK TIP:
WATCHING THE DOW PLUNGE IS SUCH A GAS

Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding the buying or selling of stocks. But I felt this is important enough to share and to warn you, since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON. Ewwwwwww! Phhhhhhhhht!!!!

Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:

American Can

Interstate Water

National Gas Company

Northern Tissue Company.

Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas.

Note that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.

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